Being a girl is awesome and rad,
Those who are not, for you I feel bad.
No one will blame us if we start to cry,
At the end of a film, should somebody die.
We sure have nice hair, so soft and so shiny
And it's almost expected for us to get whiny.
But it has it's down sides, this gender that's great,
Like waiting around to get asked on a date.
Or the times when we want to get angry and yell,
And no one believes you could send them to Hell.
It's really the worst when you get to that week,
All you want's chocolate and the future looks bleak.
And somebody somewhere has a taken a knife
And hacked at your gut--had the time of their life!!
It hurts and it kills and you want to break skulls,
And watch only romances during the lulls.
I'm not that adverse to one day being "mommy",
But surely the way to it should try to be balmy.
But whatever and ever, shut up and good bye,
I'm girl on her period and I'm hoping you die.
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